Apr 24, 2024 路 These commercials show too much, they’re all very cringe-worthy and insulting. They still play Lume commercials, but not this horrendous, abhorrent excuse of an advertisement… it’s like a legit Lume commercial with models and stuff… not her armpit shot on her iPhone. Now the Lume commercials have an older lady in a bath towel talking about stinking down there. Newest ads talking about having sex and semen as if she is on her own podcast. . . And when she makes that whoosh sound after assuring viewers she won't show us use it for butt, I want to smack her. For her next commercial a model will fill an enema bag full of Lume. And spraying deodorant in the hooha area, will almost guaranteed a UTI. Lume, “down there care”, adult leakproof underwear showing a woman bleeding out on her bed, etc. Hate this commercial. Hate to say it, but the stuff works. I don't have to go around smelling like onions. I cannot stand it. Ugh, I just saw a brand new Lume commercial with the good doctor looking like she’s doing a podcast or something, and it starts out, “I can’t really say Old People smell because it starts at about age 40…” and then my husband slapped the Mute button. Enough already. I started using the product before those stupid ads appeared, it was initially a suggestion on Amazon. The Lume lady is acknowledging that some of the scents were terrible and even mentioned how reviews said it smelled like dog sh*t, so now they took the feedback and improved the scents so it's the "best smelling Lume ever. They show a woman at the end spraying her pits. Edit - I see this got downvoted. It's not cheap, but the bottles last me a long time! It's not for everyone, but there is a market We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Like totally not worth it overpriced. I wish I could upvote you more than once on this. For example, a vinegary smell is an indication of a possible UTI. And holy fuck, your marriage lasting 3 days is not something you broadcast, and explains why you now pedal butt deodorant for a living. They are copying Lume. Obviously, you meant PUSSY? So stupid. Here is the place to post your hatred of Lume ads. Whether it's TMI descriptions of where to put deodorant, ghastly mashup creatures, or annoying kid jingles, companies never fail to make us want to throw out our devices forever. The only reason she's well known are her original basement budget commercials that she tries to be so quirky and hip in. Please consolidate all Lume discussion here. My white hot hate grows with each commercial 馃馃樀馃挮馃槨馃が馃く馃樀 i’ve said this on other posts about those damn commercials but i’ll say it again: anyone with a crotch odor of 6/10 a day after they showered with soap has issues that an overpriced deodorant can’t help. Many times, I get preoccupied with something else and forget to unmute the TV, totally losing interest in what I watching. The solid stick in vanilla scent, and the cream in a tube in tangerine scent. Can't they just talk about how the product makes you I love stupid polls, so I figured this one would be perfect for the sub. But I was in Walmart the other day and saw some travel size tubes of the stuff and also travel sized sticks (like deoderant). O. Ladiesdoesn't matter if you shower! You're emitting a fetid stink and your gynecologist should recommend lume! According to her: people stink in general. Jul 28, 2023 路 Have you been frustrated by the Lume commercials that keep playing on TV? Stop the aggravation and get a break from the bombardment! Our guide provides insights on why people hate these ads and tips to avoid them. She says mathematician with 4 syllables, it has 5. Your post/comment was removed because it directs hate toward individual or groups of people. They are all up in the camera being as obnoxious and unlady-like as possible. You know that commercial or product placement that's twice as loud as all the others and is… To what demon(s) did this woman and her company sell their souls to be able to afford commercials on almost every channel in so, so many commercial breaks. Just take regular showers use deodorant, body cologne or I hate those, but worse are the "gush" commercials. She had been working on Lume since college (excuse me here, ladies) and was so stinky no guy would go near that. There's some older ones with this weird pseudo feminist vibe accusing male doctors of conspiring against the vagina. The ad says “deodorant from your pits to your p( they say the p sound) and show the lady lifting her panties and spraying down there. It is not worth what they charge for it 2. Posted by u/SleepEcstatic5222 - 51 votes and 144 comments Didn't care about the scents or how folks looked at me, and didn't care about the commercials until they started being like Lume and those 'full body deodorant' commercials. Seriously what is wrong with these 'everyone stinks everywhere' commercials, just because you have a scent when you sweat doesn't mean it's a horrible thing. i couldn’t clean myself at all for three weeks after a wreck (like, not even get under water or wipe myself down with wipes) and even then my crotch odor was essentially nonexistent The sad thing about this Lume bitch. They used to play her every 15 mins on some channels. And those of you who know who Busy Philipps is already know her face is already big. I hate these Lume deodorant ads Unskippable vulgarity that precedes YouTube videos, I can’t change the channel and have to watch some woman rub this shit all over her body while oversharing in gross detail. I tried the deodorant and then my dad told me to take a deep cleansing shower because I smelled like I hadn't had one in weeks. Yes, EXACTLY!! Lume DOES work. Not a penis or testicle mentioned anywhere Seriously— I thought maybe the Catholic League was up in arms or something. Anonymous Eponymous Podcast. I don't have an issue with the spokeswoman/creator using "underboob" or "buttcrack". 90° days on the top deck of a concrete pour are something else. Natural deodorants tend to only work temporarily for me, but this was the only one that ended up making BO worse- and I had high hopes for it due to what I know about underarm pH and bacteria etc. I guess she had to be tacky to take the attention away from all the negative reviews saying Lume makes body odors WORSE. Really? (said in a Seinfeld voice) Oh, and the unbelievably stupid old spice commercials. We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Clearly you've never smelled M'Lady's prison wallet after a tough day of yoga, vegan brunch with the girls, a Peloton session, asking to see the manager at Whole Foods, and flicking the bean while watching a shirtless Brad Pitt in "Troy". 2. 62K subscribers in the CommercialsIHate community. I tried Lume a while back and the product itself had a strange smell. For Lume? I hate it because I cringe so hard from the “stinky parts” quote, though not as much as, for example, a Liberty Mutual commercial. Honestly the bear family who have a shit fetish are less gross. Basically, pretty much every tv commercial is targeted to imbeciles, I don't watch tv that I can't record and ff. this woman is a freaking hyper ass, up in your face, dirty, raggedy, worn out, just woke up after a week without sleep looking, same clothes wearing for three straight days psychopath! Jan 20, 2024 路 But the cream deodorant versus solid deodorant have different formulations. Is Lume deodorant safe to use? I used to work with patients with an odor from meds and incontinence that would linger after a bath. But so were period commercials in the 70’s and condom commercials in the 80/90’s. 04K subscribers. We have always hated the LUME commercials. " Nice to see some acknowledgement of the bad reviews, but these commercials are still obnoxious and I would never buy Lume. I'd rather listen to Jennifer Coolidge sing "hashtag sorry not sorry" in her godforsaken aweful voice that is clearly influenced by the thousand layers of makeup she smeered on her face, like some child playing in dog shit. I tried Lume and it does work, but I wasn’t crazy about it because it’s scent of the deodorant is a bit odd in itself. The Lume rabbit hole is so dark and weird. But, they do say in the ads and on the packaging that it’s for the outside of your body only and should be carefully applied around your bits, not on them, to help prevent BO/musky smells from perspiration in that area. She is kinda annoying but not worthy of all the hate and disgust that I see? We’ve lost all sense of decorum on TV commercials in the U. My dermatologist said it was chemical burns from the deodorant. Then she perfected it, spent a week in bed, finally, then made a commercial. like Secret deodorant is saying here it is whether you like it or not. I truly hate the lume lady for inventing a problem that didn’t exist, and in the process creating tons of waste in the form of plastic products Reply reply srvkissjazz Action Movies & Series; Animated Movies & Series; Comedy Movies & Series; Crime, Mystery, & Thriller Movies & Series; Documentary Movies & Series; Drama Movies & Series I was given a pretty big trial package of Lume products before I'd ever heard of them or seen their commercials. the regular Secret! I just hate them now. First, her face literally fills the screen. Btw every review i have read on lume says it's 'okay' but extremely overpriced. I literally can't stand to look at that skank's face or hear her voice. How can she say that if you don't shower at all, but use a small dab of Lume, your crotch is 0/12 level. For real, it's just a money grabbing venture for an OBG-YN to make more money like she doesn't make a fortune as a gynecologist she has to peddle overpriced deodorant to anyone who will be sucked into her web I hate this commercial so much!!! I can’t even pinpoint what I hate the most, but a top contender is just how it’s shot. OMG lady we don't care how bad you stink! We don't want your body wash. Memo: If you shower regularly, you do not need crotch deodorant. Its so far beyond disgusting. Lume Deodorant has an average consumer rating of 1 stars from 114 reviews. She is so tacky describing this product. I don't have an issue with deodorant commercials. 馃挴 So many coin laundromats have converted to these and I have never liked them, I really don't feel they get your clothes as clean as top loaders, and the most irritating thing is that at least a few of your clean clothes that will fall on the dirty floor, or a sock or something inevitably gets caught i the door and doesn't get washed. And the new Secret body deodarant commericals too. Doesn't smell as bad as I thought they would based on Amazon reviews. Other than that it's great. It’s just too much. The latest review Deodorant was posted on Feb 27, 2024. NO WAY can you test this. I don't skimp on the deodorant, and there are still days where I've walked around sniffing, wondering what the fuck that smell was before I realized it was ME. Now women who have babies stink. And hate youtube for subjecting me to this godawful torture. The commercials are more obnoxious than any B. Not only are the commercials annoying, but it's getting its money from shaming women for something they can't control and also making people self-conscious about something that honestly isn't even a problem. Remember her first commercial? It looked like she had bed head. And Mando products. I wouldn’t buy any of these products on principle. I have to say it isn't bad deodorant but 1. She is kinda annoying but not worthy of all the hate and disgust that I see? I mean I don't have a problem with whole body deodorants, I just hate the lume commercials! Welcome to On Patrol: Live, the subreddit dedicated to the captivating television show airing on the Reelz network. Have no doubt we will start seeing her spread her cheeks and wipe it up her butt Deodorant has existed for decades but isn’t appropriate for the pH balance of the lower regions, so this is just an option for those areas. The cream tube has a very light and hydrating consistency but has a sour odor. It's expanding into male markets as well, all the crotch deodorant and fancy man-soap commercials try to tap into the post-Axe body spray adults that grew out of that phase. S. Pits only. I want something that will work, not promise me the impossible. Everybody knows what to buy when they go to the store. I only use it under the arms and not the fifty other body parts she suggests. I dunno. After waiting half an hour the model will give themselves a Lume enema. Or how people have a new stink after age 40. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Sweet Baby Jesus that lume woman is desperate! Just saw a new one for women who give birth. Having said that, I HATE those ads. I don't use it all over, just like regular deodorant. Not sure if it still airs, but the Busy Philipps for Olay commercial. What do you think about Lume Deodorant ads? PissedConsumer users reported: "I couldn't agree more with all the reviews criticizing the low class, | product, company, video recording We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. I bought a couple. Fuhhhhhhhhk off Remember that time Lume congratulated themselves for being not like the other deodorant ads that exist to body-shame women? And shaming us is all they do. I am grateful to the woman, commercial content aside. With Lume, I don't have that problem anymore. The lady creator tries to be cool amongst the youngins' by making the commercial with a cellphone on a ring light, hanging out in the bathroom. Reply reply BrightBlueBauble Hate her. Sep 27, 2023 路 Lume Deodorant Is Deeply Disturbing and Its Commercials Are Disgusting. If the smell bothers you, talk to a doctor. Lume was weird for me because it worked well but only for like 2 weeks and then I smelled worse than ever. She's made north of $100mil off of her Lume. 64K views 9 months ago. That said, I despise the Lume commercials. like the guy can't afford two bottles. But I gather we’re supposed to bathe in Lume now or something. Well… If that happens and you end up hospitalized with a UTI, at least you will know your Lume deodorant works as advertised. Note that I still showered every day and the lume deodorant made me stink worse. Like I really don’t need to aspire to some impossible standard of womanhood. Remember you can hate the commercials, the posts and soaps… but don't be a dick! Members Online I’m all for soap, but if you support Squatch getting into NFT’s your goofy. People 40 and up stink. Like, we already have soap and deodorant and here she comes thinking she's reinventing the wheel or something. Shannon again. If you mix it with butt crack smell does it harmonize? I think the word of the day would be that it is a fusion (thinking of "fusion" which seems to be the catchword of the 2020 decade ) I'm thinking of the fusion door where the mailman comes to deliver mail, and he sees arms and legs sticking out of the woman's front door (I still do NOT understand that commercial) and now Arbys, or, I That fake doctor can take her deodorant and stick it up her ass. So if the stuff works as advertised, I'd be happy to buy it. Lume for life! I've used their lotion tube deodorant forever, and they work great at preventing odor. I had a sample of the deodorant cream that I half-jokingly put in my kids’ luggage when they went on a mission trip to Costa Rica. We're talking horrible commercials old and new--from the black and white age to the YouTube era. Men have their own stink. I DO have an issue with it being shot with a cell phone and the video being overexposed. I won't go into details and I am not a dirty person but the older you get the more your body tends to smell. A condition that has the potential to be deadly when left untreated. I always think those kind of commercials are targeted to men. When people said to just take a shower instead of using your deodorant they were trying to politely tell you to gtfo! We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. I can’t the change the channel fast enough when it comes on. Is it a delicate topic? I suppose. The latest complaint Unfulfilled order was resolved on Mar 26, 2021. Stuff ended up giving me a rash. I've tried most of their scents, but pretty much just use the unscented. I often change the channel when one of those disgusting Lume commercials comes on. I only used it under my arms & by the end of the day I had open, weeping blisters in my arm pits. And her expressions are incredibly overacted and over dramatic, and watching someone smear shit on their face when it's three feet tall and I can hear the squishy "cream bei That’s exactly what it is. ) The deodorant actually works pretty well. I hate any ad campaign that becomes established enough that they have storylines and lore for their fucking commercial characters like there was one insurance campaign that went for a few years where each one was like "the cool guy" vs "the nerd losers" and eventually they got to one where the losers like summoned a fucking wizard to battle the cool guy or something. I'll put my 2c here just because I found this post in a search. We call it stinky cooch and feet commercial, he says the part he hates most is how happy they are talking about their personal odors. If I don't change the channel, I always mute the TV so I don't have to hear that disgusting lady talk. Lume’s solid stick deodorant has a drier cream consistency that’s quite dense and a little difficult to spread if you’re a man with hairy pits. J/saying. Archived post. The model will then down 40 White Castle hamburgers and wash it down with a quart of gin. They will then strip naked, do a spinning headstand on a Yoga mat while spraying the room with intestinal fortitude! And what I hate is how they do an up close and person of her armpit. I HATE these commercials!! That woman drives me crazy with the "let me demonstrate" line. Posted by u/SleepEcstatic5222 - 51 votes and 144 comments Actually this is THE most repulsive commercial in the history of commercials. Watching her apply deodorant cream on her arm pit with her open hand is gross. I’m thinking about ranting about LM in the future, but to put it short, it’s one of the perfect examples of being too lazy to even show remotely anything from your insurance company. Just vomit. I bought Lume just to see what all the hype is about. As much as I hate the gross ads, I have to say I think it does a good job at what it’s intended to do—be a long-lasting deodorant that can be used all over the body. Lume Deodorant has resolved 1 complaints. The problem I have with all over deodorant commercials is the implication a woman's natural smell in the netherregions is problematic and bad. I got the unscented kind but it kinda smelled like Playdough? It's also just deodorant, not an antiperspirant, so I still got sweaty, except now my sweat smelled like wet Playdough. If you believe this was a mistake, please send a message through ModMail. OK I can't stand lume pushing Dr. I'm def not a fan of this commercial, but my husband ABSOLUTELY can't stand it. In fact, I hesitate to even call this a commercial; even commercials don't deserve that. Jul 16, 2024 路 Lume Deodorant reviews first appeared on Complaints Board on Aug 31, 2019. Their ads genuinely gross me out in a way no other campaign ever has. I learned that applying shaving cream to the area after washing with soap and water, letting it sit and then rinsing it off would take care of a lot of that odor, even feces odor (which can be really hard to get rid of, sorry to be gross. There is nothing about this that's not ewwwwww! I HATE x 1000 the Lume commercials. I use it because regular deodorant has aluminum in it and I was looking for something that didn't cause painful lumps in my armpits. Join us as we delve into the fascinating world of law enforcement and witness the raw realities of police officers in action, all in real time. She’s all bent over and uncomfortable looking - like the camera is down too low and can’t be adjusted so she is forced to contort her body …I don’t know. 馃樀 Don't get me started on Lume. I absolutely ABHOR Shannon Klingman. As a woman, I detest seeing ladies talking about stinking and referencing specific body parts as stinky. 馃ぃ馃ぃ Reply reply More replies SatisfactionOnly7883 We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Been a long time user of Secret. I don't hate it. Deodorant has existed for decades but isn’t appropriate for the pH balance of the lower regions, so this is just an option for those areas. 9K. A time capsule for future search travelers. Please keep the hate aimed at the commercials themselves. I have it for my underarms, because regular deodorant doesn't hack it when I stress sweat at work (I have a stressful public service job). It's so gross and nobody wants to think about her shoving those nasty fingers lathered in that crap down her *ss crack. I started packing my deodorant in my lunch box after that. OMG her going "the deodorant made me french!!!" like shut up, you are a middle aged lady named Shannon Klingman who tells the nation how you insert deodorant up your crack. She needs to learn to lift her arms!! If her arms ARE lifted up, she has a major health issue and should see a doctor immediately. Subscribed. There's a video of her talking about her dead infant daughter. That Lume commercial about sends me into orbit watching the first gal try to put deo on an armpit that is somehow closed up ugh. I got two Lume products. That is all. I hate the Lume commercials so much. iz gw ew ul bx jw xk rb on vo